7 Guardians of the Tomb

Right, I love this genre of action/adventure historical movie. How the hell we have ended up with this diabolical drivel, though, is as much of a mystery as could ever be hidden in an emperor's tomb. Kellan Lutz (Chris Pratt-lite) is the adventurer and Kelsey Grammar the megalomaniac businessman leading our intrepid team on a series of set-piece adventures in the search for the tomb of an ancient Chinese emperor. The SFX are the stuff of a school project and the script - well, less said about that the better.